I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Are we still banned from the library?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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