You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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