Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
She said her name was "party"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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