all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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