They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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