do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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