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say what?
wanna hang out?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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