I like to think it a success when the cops are called
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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