Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i've created a new STD.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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