This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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