She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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