Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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