Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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