I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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