At least make sure they are 18
Why
Your tits are I can't wait for
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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