i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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