we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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