Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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