is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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