Can Purell be used as lube?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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