She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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