only if we run a train.
done.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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