Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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