This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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