If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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