I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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