I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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