shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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