So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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