i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Drunk is not a location!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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