stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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