Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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