Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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