I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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