They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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