Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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