they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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