the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I got her a Nickelback box set.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Bang-toberfest begins!!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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