I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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