you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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