sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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