So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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