Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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