it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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