Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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