Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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