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Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Watching her eat just hurts me
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
All the doctor said was why
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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