plz talk dirty to me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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