Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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