what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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