i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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