You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
