it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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